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[orangetoughguy]

accidental audio

[Look when you're trying to learn how to use this device thing there are going to be mistakes. This is one of them. Beep beep. Click.]

"I thought he died."

"No, he didn't die. They don't do that kind of shit. It's Happy Days."

[Beep of a button being pressed. Slurping a drink.]

"Well he disappeared."

"Yeah, they call it college. At least in TV land. Either way, after a while it didn't matter."

[More shuffling...and maybe the crinkling of a wrapper...then:]

"You seriously watched Happy Days?"

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[adamantined]

You can't tell me that you honestly never watched Happy Days.

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[justdoingmyjob.livejournal.com]

Oh, all right then.

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[orangetoughguy]

Do you prefer Chachi? I'm flexible.

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[orangetoughguy]

I never said I never watched it. Maybe not as much as other people that's all.

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[adamantined]

Other people like BJ.

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[orangetoughguy]

BJ?

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[adamantined]

That guy you're with. The one you're talking to. If he ever gave me his name, I can't remember it, but he did say something about a show on TV called BJ and the Bear. Hence, BJ.

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[justdoingmyjob.livejournal.com]

Think I prefer 'Peter'.

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[orangetoughguy]

[Oh he doesn't like the fact that this makes Freddy the goddamn Bear.]

I gotta fix that. Too much TV rots your brain.

[Hypocrite, meet one.]

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[adamantined]

What about the educational programs?

[Like ones on manatees.]

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[orangetoughguy]

Alright, Peter. So whe're you from? I got the intergalactic subdimensional lecture already.

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[orangetoughguy]

You got a recommendation for me, Miss?

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[justdoingmyjob.livejournal.com]

And you actually believed it?

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[adamantined]

I'm not a Miss. I'm a Claire. And anything on the Discovery or National Geographic Channel will prove that point wrong. Come back to me when you've seen Planet Earth.

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[orangetoughguy]

You got any proof otherwise?

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[orangetoughguy]

I'm from it, Claire.

[Sorry Claire, 1992 is where it's at.]

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[justdoingmyjob.livejournal.com]

Nope, but I wasn't looking for any. People just usually have a harder time believing...stuff like that.

In general.

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[adamantined]

You didn't exactly strike me as the Martian type.

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[orangetoughguy]

Either it's true and I believe it or it's true and I don't believe it and spend the rest of my fuckin' time wringin' my brains out over it.

If it's false and I believe it well joke's on me or I'm way too fucking high to care.

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[orangetoughguy]

I'd hope not. I ain't green.

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[adamantined]

Not everyone from space is green.

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[justdoingmyjob.livejournal.com]

[ he laughs, surprised but laughs all the same ]

Okay then.

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[orangetoughguy]

You'd know?

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[adamantined]

Earth is in space. And you aren't green.

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[orangetoughguy]

People from the future, people from space? No point drawing a line now.