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[orangetoughguy]

Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

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[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

...hi?

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Thought y'meant it were someone from th'90s. Dunno.

[orangetoughguy]

Sorry. I mean I think we figured out I was leaving the apartment not coming back into it.

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Wait like you just passed out on the stairs?

And then you saw a bear?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

A-are haycorns small enough?

[orangetoughguy]

Can't say I grew up in the '90s, I was already grown up by the '80s.

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[orangetoughguy]

[Ummmmm. He has to think on this one.]

Sure they are. Put'em in a big mug though, a mug this guy can use.

[orangetoughguy]

I saw the bear before I passed out. You got a name?

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh! Like a Useful Pot!

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[orangetoughguy]

Now you're thinkin' with your head.

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Were you perhaps high when you passed out?

God, names.

So my name is Billy, but this isn't my usual body. Curse day.

[orangetoughguy]

Naw, I wasn't high. So, Billy, you know whose body you got?

[For all he knows this kid is Mystique trying to pull a fast one.]

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[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is a good idea! Thank you so much!

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Yes.

And hopefully he doesn't do anything horrible with mine, while he has it.

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[orangetoughguy]

No problem, kid.

[orangetoughguy]

You taking the fast lane in the meantime?

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Fast is an understatement.

It's like the super express lane. With extra express. And speedy on the side.

[orangetoughguy]

Don't piss off his sister and you should be fine.

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

[PAUSE]

He doesn't have a sister.

Wait. Does he have a sister?

[orangetoughguy]

[Oh shit oh shit oh shit.]

Uh, she's probably in red, has a full head of hair, I mean real full...?

Fuck I shouldn't be sayin' anything.

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

[Oh. Oh okay. Oh thank god]

You mean the Scarlet Witch?

She's not his sister.

She's our mom.

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Wait do you know her?

[orangetoughguy]

[Wait what.]

What?

[accidentalspeed.livejournal.com]

Tommy's my twin.

Uh.

This body? It's Tommy's.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh. [Awkward pause.] The Scarlet Witch is your mom?

[HIS MARVEL U IS BLOWN.]