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[orangetoughguy]

Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

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Voice;

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

And I shall take that as a compliment.

You know, we've spoken all this time, and I've not yet asked your name.

audio;

[orangetoughguy]

Born with it?

[Okay okay there's some shuffling on this end like he's trying to get comfortable...on a fire escape.]

What the hell would you call me?

[orangetoughguy]

[SNORT.]

What for?

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh, why yes! I suppose I do hear! [The little pig giggles again, clearly having fun with the strange oddity in his hands.]

My, this does take some getting used to! But, I-I'd heard someone mention a 'bear' you see. And seeing as how Pooh IS a bear... well, I j-just was wondering if it is Pooh that the voice in the box was talking about.

[orangetoughguy]

I kinda got the idea but turning into a woman's still coming out on top.

[orangetoughguy]

Fuck if I know I'm just telling you what some other guy told me.

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

Naw, naw it wasn't. I mean, this bear was huge, like Hulk huge only white. A polar bear you know?

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

I don't know. I think I'd have to see you before I decide on anything.

[Two can play at this dancing-around-the-question game.]

[adamantined]

So if I told you that once a month we all strap on goat skulls and dance naked, you'd believe that, too?

Voice;

[orangetoughguy]

I guess you haven't. Cat like you's got priorities.

audio;

[orangetoughguy]

That almost sounds like a date.

Voice;

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

Well, I was rather curious about the bear. And being curious is my prerogative as a cat.

May I ask your name?

[dude-imbatman.livejournal.com]

Figure it's as good a name as any for you.

Accidental audio

[verysmallpig.livejournal.com]

Oh... well, my good friend Pooh is rather large...

But no, no... I don't suppose it could have been him... Pooh is distinctly not white.

[orangetoughguy]

Hey some guy lost his balls this morning. That's all I know, and I think I ain't morbid enough to look it up.

'sides, even you can't pull off lookin' good in a goat skull.

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

I don't date nameless men. It makes it hard to decide what to scream out at the right moment.

Accidental audio

[orangetoughguy]

You lost or somethin'? None of your friends came with you?

Voice;

[orangetoughguy]

If I told you coyote would you believe me?

[adamantined]

That's a pretty common thing, I guess.

Shoot. There go all my good Halloween costume ideas.

Voice;

[misterblackbird.livejournal.com]

On a day like this, I might just--Mister Coyote.

audio;

[orangetoughguy]

A girl like you doesn't sound like she'd've done a lot of blind dates anyway.

[orangetoughguy]

You were cool for a second there, buddy.

audio;

[thenormalsquint]

Don't assume. Blind dates can be fun.

[justcautious.livejournal.com]

Apparently. [fff, whatever. Snicker away, Chris is grinning his face off.]

[orangetoughguy]

Common?