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Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

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Oh it was mine, Mister Cat.

My man, I am outright challenging you to do better.

Yeah, we did. Little 'ard t'remember that, cos I thought I were someone else, but I do remember. I'm not from 2010, if I said I was. I'm from '83, an' I'm a detective, not some uni plod.

You must be new, though, or newish, if you've never 'ad a curse weekend before?

What's that supposed to mean?

That I think you're fine without boobs?

Edited 2010-09-13 02:49 (UTC)

Shit '83...'92 over here.

I'm kinda a new, a little over a month in.

You tease all the guys you talk to?

Could've fooled me. I've already talked to a cat by now too.

Specialized names take a while longer but alright.

Yeah. It talked, kind of with an attitude.

Tempting.

Hah, funny. That's really funny. Why couldn't I just be talking to a bear?

Possibly frustrating. I've heard upsetting as well.

You get a break for being in the column.

Right. Must slap bitches too.

What does a rack have to do with being upright?

You'd pick a bear over a vampire?

No, why can't I be talking to a bear and not in a vampire's body.

I don't back down that easy. You haunt a couple of the bars here? Cause I do, and if I hear you I'm sayin' hello.

What?

On occasion. Not as much as I used to because drinking alone is better done at home.

I figured you were trying to prove a point by declaring your masculinity through example.

Like you have something to prove.

Well I don't mind talking to the vampire. At least you ain't likely to maul my face off my head. Unless you're that kind of vampire.

You're bullshitting me. Girl like you's got no one to get out with?

I'd still suck your blood.

I'll tell you once, I don't beat up women.

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