3rd

[orangetoughguy]

Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

Comments

[fatespoken]

Not the worse that can happen here.

[ But Freddy you would make a beautiful woman, with the prettiest eyes. ]

[orangetoughguy]

I kinda got the idea but turning into a woman's still coming out on top.

[fatespoken]

You'd rather find yourself stuck in a death trap, than wear a vagina for a day?

Says something about your masculinity.

[orangetoughguy]

I've driven in a car with faulty brakes and busted lights. Nothing doing.

[fatespoken]

Right. Must slap bitches too.

[orangetoughguy]

What?

[fatespoken]

I figured you were trying to prove a point by declaring your masculinity through example.

Like you have something to prove.

[orangetoughguy]

I'll tell you once, I don't beat up women.

[fatespoken]

I wasn't being serious.

[ Sigh. Why is he even- ]

Try and take the City with a grain of salt, even if you pop out a pair of breasts. A tip from someone who's been stuck here way too fucking long.

[orangetoughguy]

How long's too fucking long anyway?

[fatespoken]

January 2009.

[orangetoughguy]

Can't get out or don't want to? Both?

[fatespoken]

When you reach a fork in the road and both ends lead to shit. Which do you choose?

Free will's a joke here, anyway.

[orangetoughguy]

I bet you like reading Kurt Vonnegut.

[fatespoken]

He's all right.

I always thought ice-nine was kind of cheesy plot device though. Like stranglets and hypercanes.

[orangetoughguy]

I don't touch it myself, I just have good instincts.