orangetoughguy: (faispalm)
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2010-09-12 05:04 pm

3rd

Waking up on the stairs not remembering if you were coming home or going out: Signs of a good night or bad night?

I swear to God I talked to a bear.

[identity profile] accidentalspeed.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[HORRIFIED SILENCE]

What.

Ew.

Dude.

Ew!

[identity profile] accidentalspeed.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Why would you ever?

God, our genealogy is weird enough.

[identity profile] accidentalspeed.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. From our mom. I mean their dad was Magneto but you don't see either of us kicking Iron Man's ass or anything.

[identity profile] accidentalspeed.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
He's kind of hard to avoid. Take it from me.

Cap'? Cap's not here. I heard he was, once, a long time ago, but not anymore. I wish Cap' were here, though.

[identity profile] accidentalspeed.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. Back in the day, Jean Gray, Rachel Gray, Kitty Pryde, Rictor, Jamie Madrox, a couple of the Xavier kids...they were all here.

Oh, and Wolverine.

But none of the Fantastic Four.

Now it's just me, Tommy and my boyfriend Teddy.

[identity profile] accidentalspeed.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
He's only been here like two weeks.

[identity profile] unusuallywiccan.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
We probably could. Like, not the same way, but we could take him.

[identity profile] accidentalspeed.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
...well I mean, yeah.

Just not as easily as Magneto. I mean he flies around in a giant metal suit. Not smart when it comes to fighting the Master of Magnetism.

[identity profile] unusuallywiccan.livejournal.com 2010-09-13 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well, I guess you gotta get your ass soundly kicked now and then to keep up the tortured part of the tortured genius act.