We got lots of places to piss and he wanted to be sure to find the one he liked the very best.

[The dog is now sniffling and snuffling all over every surface.]

He kinda stinks.

[Like a dog. Larry slowly lets him off the rope leash and collar. He's off finding! It's not a hurricane of destruction but a clear mission to smell everything in the house. Oh there's his friend sitting there!]

Kinda pisses me off he's just left like that. Like collateral. Dogs and kids don't deserve that.