5th

[orangetoughguy]

crazy things to do with super glue

- paste hand to face
- paste hand to beer can (or other beverage of choice)
- paste hat to head
- paste shoes to floor
- paste inappropriate reading material to ceiling

Comments

[eiremagic]

......should I want to?

[orangetoughguy]

That's the kind of question where I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't answer it.

[eiremagic]

Really?

[orangetoughguy]

Uh, yeah?

She thinks he means his hands sob

[eiremagic]

Is this some kind of American thing?

screeeeaaaaam

[orangetoughguy]

You're gonna have to run that one by me again.

[eiremagic]

Wait.

What are you talking about?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Right.

[fatespoken]

And you tried them all?

[orangetoughguy]

What are you talking about?

[eiremagic]

Your hands?

[orangetoughguy]

I've had my share of experience.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh. They're good hands.

[eiremagic]

Wait you were talking about your balls?

[orangetoughguy]

I dunno, were you?

[eiremagic]

No.

[orangetoughguy]

Just checking.

[eiremagic]

For fuck's sake.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

You lose the advantage when you write them down.

[orangetoughguy]

Maybe I'm just that good I gotta give everyone else a handicap.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

Porn to the ceiling? Doubtful.

[orangetoughguy]

Okay critic, what else you got in mind?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

I'm hanging on to my advantage. But super glue's a medical grade adhesive, you might want to think about what you can get your - or someone else's - hands on at the hospital.

[orangetoughguy]

What's that supposed to mean?

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

...Hand to rectal catheter.