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[orangetoughguy]

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[This post actually comes a bit in the late morning/early noon Thursday.]

I don't got a mouthful of words like some other guys so I'll keep this short and sweet.

Where I'm from this is only a year old but I bet it's gonna be a classic.

[The sound of someone turning the stereo on because that someone doesn't really understand digital embedding. Look at least that's not an LP he's playing okay? Anyway this starts playing at full blast.

Somewhere in the middle of the song there may or may not be another guy yelling at him to turn it down (which he doesn't do, at all). And when the song's over...]

I gotta take out the garbage.

[Click.]

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[orangetoughguy]

All kinds of stuff. Led Zeppelin, the Stones, Aerosmith, but I have a particular liking for Queen and my girls Joan Jett, Stevie Nicks, and the Wilson sisters

[Because it's okay to admit those last three to a woman...]

[fatespoken]

That's right.

[orangetoughguy]

Well that's where we diverge. I've gotten trashed a few times.

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[thenormalsquint]

[It's okay, Freddy. You still retain your manhood even if you admitted it to a man.]

What about ZZ Top?

[She's curious, okay? Sheesh.]

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[adamantined]

Sooner or later curiosity will get the best of you.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Your bullies have a notable lack of taste. And imagination.

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[orangetoughguy]

Yeah the same way Jason got me to see all eight of his Friday the 13th movies. I ain't that easy.

[orangetoughguy]

Your dad's 2,000 years old?

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[adamantined]

What if I told you LL was in one of them?

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[orangetoughguy]

I ain't the type to spread rumors around Texas but they ain't ever done wrong by me.

[fatespoken]

2092.

How many times do I have to repeat it?

[orangetoughguy]

You're tellin' me, I think they were fuckin' jealous.

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[thenormalsquint]

You'll never leave Texas alive if you did.

[prefers-chess.livejournal.com]

Did they steal your shirt?

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[orangetoughguy]

He was not.

[orangetoughguy]

So...what are you?

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[orangetoughguy]

Are you protective of the beard as much as I am of the bottomless mic stand?

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[thenormalsquint]

Probably a little more than you'd think.

[orangetoughguy]

Hell no I didn't let'em get that far.

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[orangetoughguy]

I don't think I ever met a lady who has such a thing for ZZ Top. One in a million.

[fatespoken]

I'm human. Just like you.

It's not as interesting as you're expecting. Stick with talking animals.

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[thenormalsquint]

[Sound of disgust here. This is her FATHER, man.]

Don't call it a thing. It sounds gross.

[orangetoughguy]

How the hell's your dad that old then? You fly out in a Delorean?

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[orangetoughguy]

[Uhhhhhhhhhh. Sob confusion, he has it.]

Sorry, is it a platonic thing?

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[thenormalsquint]

[Sigh. She might as well spit it out.]

More like a relative thing.