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So what does a face like yours do?
[Nooooooooooo.]
Hey hey! Wait!
[But what if the microphone screeching comes back?!]
See you around...
Hey hey! Wait!
[But what if the microphone screeching comes back?!]
See you around...
I'm a grease monkey. [In the City anyway.]
Fast cars and even faster bikes?
Never rode a bike until I got to Hollywood. Tractors, sure, and even drove a truck once or twice -- but a motorcycle? It was a whole different ballgame. Just like everything else about LA.
[ A beat. ] You got a motorcycle, mister?
[ A beat. ] You got a motorcycle, mister?
[ tap. tap. ]
[ well. in that case... ]
[ well. in that case... ]
BITCHES STOP ALL YA HATIN' ON ME
BERATIN' ON ME
TIME YOU ALL STOP AND SEE
IT'S SHY RONNIE
FROM THE S-H-Y
RUH-OH, ON YOUR KNEE
SO HA HAH LAUGH IT UP
I'LL JUST SMACK IT UP
DROPPING HIT AFTER HIT
ONLY THE TIGHTEST SHIT
MOTHERFUCKER FORGET THE CONVENTIONAL
SHY RONNIE'S GONE INTERDIMENSIONAL
BERATIN' ON ME
TIME YOU ALL STOP AND SEE
IT'S SHY RONNIE
FROM THE S-H-Y
RUH-OH, ON YOUR KNEE
SO HA HAH LAUGH IT UP
I'LL JUST SMACK IT UP
DROPPING HIT AFTER HIT
ONLY THE TIGHTEST SHIT
MOTHERFUCKER FORGET THE CONVENTIONAL
SHY RONNIE'S GONE INTERDIMENSIONAL
Sounds to me you liked it.
[ Another beat. ] Not here, not yet. Mine's safer back home. I mean, shit, here it could turn into a horse any day.
[ Another beat. ] Not here, not yet. Mine's safer back home. I mean, shit, here it could turn into a horse any day.
[This is the pause where a solemn nod goes.]
Classic.
Classic.
You're talking to a reformed farmgirl, here. Badmouthing horses doesn't fly.
Though I did have to ditch the bike sooner than I would have liked.
Though I did have to ditch the bike sooner than I would have liked.
[Followed by a super cool shrug cause this is totally normal.]
The CIA is looking for you and the KGB is smarter than you think.
The CIA is looking for you and the KGB is smarter than you think.
[AND SUDDENLY. Rihanna is back.]
Forgot my co~oat.
'S cold out there.
[She waves. Aaaaand, gone again.]
Forgot my co~oat.
'S cold out there.
[She waves. Aaaaand, gone again.]
I got nothing against horses, I just don't think I can handle my ride having a mind of its own.
Why'd you have to ditch it?
Why'd you have to ditch it?
[ She laughs. ]
I found a better ride.
I found a better ride.
I can't remember the make, but it was one of those fancy kinds that big movie stars ride around in. With a long nose and a driver.
[ Another one of those laughs. ]
Me? I rode the roof.
Me? I rode the roof.
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