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[orangetoughguy]

I promise, I promise.

I won't bite.

[ooc: No "I'm a ___." spoilers or crew doubles please?]

Comments

[under-secretary.livejournal.com]

Yes?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Fuck yeah it does.

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[orangetoughguy]

Good boy, good dog.

[BAW SO CUTE HE KIND OF LOVES YOU AND REGRETS THIS ALREADY.]

[orangetoughguy]

Mind if I ask how you got done in?

[shit-stings.livejournal.com]

Glad that's settled.

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

[Oh my god the magic words. Someone's tail is wagging with ferocious intensity.]

I am a good dog, and I am a good tracker. I am on the scent and I will find the style mailman.

[whitetwoguns]

Okay. Okay. So wait. Do you know us yahoos? Yes or no.

[shit-stings.livejournal.com]

Mind if I ask why the hell it matters?

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[orangetoughguy]

[God damnit.]

Anybody feed you yet, boy?

[orangetoughguy]

...Forget it.

[orangetoughguy]

Maybe it just didn't fucking work.

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

A tiny mailman wanted to give me cake but I have been too busy to eat because I am busily tracking the bird.

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[orangetoughguy]

How you gonna keep tracking the bird if you start gettin' tired?

[shit-stings.livejournal.com]

Don't think so, contrary to popular opinion.

Lookin' the fuck out now, though. So much for the waking world.

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

I will get the bird even if I am tired because my master needs me to get the bird and when I get the bird, then he will give me treats and the other dogs will be my friends.

[shit-stings.livejournal.com]

Goddamn buncha weirdos I ran into here.

Accident. Snake bite.

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[orangetoughguy]

There are more of you?

Private;

[orangetoughguy]

Who is this guy?

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[stopyoudogs.livejournal.com]

Oh yes there are many of us but Alpha is the leader and he gave me this very special mission of tracking the bird.

[orangetoughguy]

Hard time, man.

Private;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Not Blonde, that's for fucking sure.

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[orangetoughguy]

Are they mean to you?

Private;

[orangetoughguy]

Well sue me cause the resemblance is fucking uncanny.

Private;

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Hey. I thought it was that son-of-a-bitch too, you know.

Sidewinder, though? Not knowing you shot him? No way that's Blonde.

[shit-stings.livejournal.com]

Whatever.

What's with you jokers, huh?