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[orangetoughguy]

I promise, I promise.

I won't bite.

[ooc: No "I'm a ___." spoilers or crew doubles please?]

Comments

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[orangetoughguy]

How the fuck am I supposed to

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[whitetwoguns]

Do it.

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[orangetoughguy]

He's talking funny.

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[whitetwoguns]

Looks like...we're clear. Well, fuck.

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[orangetoughguy]

Fucking false fucking alarm.

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[orangetoughguy]

So there's this talking dog...

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[whitetwoguns]

I can live with a false alarm.

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[whitetwoguns]

What? Really?

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[orangetoughguy]

His name's Dug. He's a good dog.

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[whitetwoguns]

Most dogs are. So when you said he talks, is that like a parrot? Does he want crackers?

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[orangetoughguy]

No. He asks questions!

[The kid is living up to his nickname right now.]

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[whitetwoguns]

Are you sure it's not some kind of trick? No voice recording box or something.

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[orangetoughguy]

Well he said he's got a special collar his master made for him...but he talks like a dog. I mean, he really talks like a fuckin' dog.

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[whitetwoguns]

...Where is this going?

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[orangetoughguy]

...Well you know...if he doesn't have a place to stay, I dunno maybe he can sleep somewhere...

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[whitetwoguns]

You want some dog you just met to sleep at our place?

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[orangetoughguy]

He can sleep in the hall?

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[whitetwoguns]

Do you think that they'd allow that in our building?

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[orangetoughguy]

Well, I guess not.