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[orangetoughguy]

So, who's Rihanna? And "Shy Ronnie"?

private to pink, open to white: You hear from him at all?

Comments

[thenormalsquint]

The usual. Fake, full of plastic surgery, spending money because they have too much cash and not enough real life responsibilities. As far as I know, you pass the plastic surgery test, so you might just be okay.

[orangetoughguy]

...So...you think I have money?

[Cuz yeah, this is the one that amuses him most, fff.]

[thenormalsquint]

You haven't asked me to lend you some, so I'm assuming you got something in your bank account.

[Not that she actually cares or even given any thought to his wallet.]

[orangetoughguy]

Just cause I make ends meet don't mean I have too much cash.

[thenormalsquint]

It doesn't matter to me anyway.

[orangetoughguy]

Don't that mean I pass two tests?

[thenormalsquint]

Consider it a half credit because I still don't know how many real life responsibilities you have.

[orangetoughguy]

[Snort.]

Yeah? Well what about your own real life responsibilities?

[thenormalsquint]

I have two jobs, I pay my bills, cover Brennan, make sure the furry rugrats are fed and never want for anything.

[Short list, but it is what it is.]

[orangetoughguy]

I got a job. I pay some bills. I cover my shares.

[Non-specific list but all true.]

[thenormalsquint]

Your half credit is now a full credit.

[orangetoughguy]

Thank you.

[thenormalsquint]

You're not going to argue the fake part?

[orangetoughguy]

I'm white, I'm kinda blonde, and I'm from LA. What case do I got?

[thenormalsquint]

Not much of one if you add that up with the no name thing. Sorry.

[orangetoughguy]

Be even worse if I went by one of those word names, like Prince.

[thenormalsquint]

I dated a guy named Prince before. He wasn't such a bad guy. Though, he did live up to the stereotype of guys who are named like that.

[orangetoughguy]

Sorry I got nothin', I never dated a girl named Cher.

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[thenormalsquint]

Lucky you.

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[thenormalsquint]

Are you doing anything tonight?

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[orangetoughguy]

Nope.

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[thenormalsquint]

Neither am I. Come over and fix that.

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[orangetoughguy]

Give me a bit, I'll be on up.

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[orangetoughguy]

What's the status on your neighbor?

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[thenormalsquint]

What about him?