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[orangetoughguy]

[This is an audio click--SMACK!!] What the fuck was that for-- [SMACK!!]

Take it like a man.

[Some rustling noises.]

Motherfucker I'm trying to...shit it's on.

[Actually spoken into the device.] Everything's cool. Pink's a son of a bitch.

[Then a click off.]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

If it makes your feelings better you can pretend me slapping you was an accident too.

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[orangetoughguy]

You're a pretty cool girl, Claire, but me and the guys bein' safe's a lot more important than tipping trust scales with you.

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but at least I got some class.

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[orangetoughguy]

How the hell do you have more class than me?

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[adamantined]

Didn't it used to be about keeping other people safe?

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Was you takin' a smoke when they were handing out the names?

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[orangetoughguy]

Hah hah real funny. I got enough shit to deal with, I came around to make sure you didn't flatline. So far so fuckin' good.

[Dry delivery is dry.]

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

Don't know, asshole, were you taking a piss when they were handing out brains?

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I'm real fucking touched. Give a cigarette.

[He's technically not allowed to smoke inside the hospital but he doesn't have an oxygen tank so]

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[orangetoughguy]

Yeah, still is. It ain't all black and white, you've gone through crayon boxes you oughta know.

[neverplay]

If he's that crappy, why do you let him bother you?

[neverplay]

You shut up, douchebag.

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[orangetoughguy]

.....

[Why is Freddy actually giving him one?? Guilt?? Probably. Oh look he lights it too.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Don't even get me started. You don't know the first thing about what happened. Go home to mommy, or cut the crap.

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[adamantined]

Well at least none of my opinions have been shaken. Thanks for the reassurance.

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[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Once he takes his first drag, he seems to relax a little, god only knows why]

So what the fuck happened, anyway?

[neverplay]

I know you keep picking on cool guy up there.

Why don't you grow up and shut it?

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

It's called bein' a mastermind.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

On a cool guy, huh?

[He considers telling this kid exactly how 'cool' Mr. Orange is, but decides against it, he's not a rat]

You're a shit judge of character, kid.

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[classywigger.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, real funny.

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[orangetoughguy]

I dunno I'm tryin' to figure that out, it's like the last couple weeks I remember what happened but it ain't playin' out the way I'd think, you know?

[No that wasn't very clear at all.]

[orangetoughguy]

Someone's gotta man up you know, that's me.

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[orangetoughguy]

You're a comedian I'll give you that.

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[orangetoughguy]

You get'em from strange places.

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[adamantined]

Right now they're worth about as much as a crayon.

What are you doing, anyway?