[If we're gonna suppose a an alligator comes up out of the water and starts a conversation it may as well sing a mean jazz tenor and play the trumpet or something.]

I knew a guy, [Larry reels in his line slowly, slowly. Nope, nothing. He casts it back out.] his name's Billy he did business in the Everglades. According to him once the lizard starts rushing at you, unload for all you got because that motherfucker won't wanna let you go.