On TV those things don't look even half the size of Jaws but that's how fuckin' big their reputation is.

[And Two Guns here ought to know sometimes reputation means everything.]

You know the Amity Lake part, on the tour they do at Universal? That guy could eat the shit out of a couple bullsharks, but outside of Hollywood you're gonna lose your leg to one of those guys before you ever see a great white. Jaws'll grab a seal and call it a day.

[Educational TV, this is what it does.]