Okay okay, Sit On It it is. [Freddy relents and finally he turns that music down, then off, so he can pop the disc into their fancy TV that has all the right hook ups including DVD player for modernity and a VCR because that's home right there.] I woulda tried taping off cable but we don't got much on the TV. There's a shitload of stuff on the internet though, I mean all kinds of crap.

[For the record, taping movies for personal non-profit purposes is perfectly legal in the Book of Newendyke. Anyway now it's starting up. He takes a seat next to Larry as the "fuckfest of the century" begins from scene one. Clearly if the kid wanted a story he'd turn to his comic books. For now though he watches Larry out the corner of his green eye, waiting to see if this was a good idea or a bust. This is a whole lot different from 'enjoying' Debbie Does Dallas with the boys. No women, for one.]