[He's got his flappy hands ready and wheeling for a story, using the rolling chair to his advantage.]

I was in the pit with a couple friends and you know with all that people nobody really sees what's going on. It was hot and fuckin' steaming in there, all these bodies up against each other, I'm just soaking it in watchin' this guy jump all over stage wearin' fuckin' nothing, feeling hands and who knows what next to me. One of the guys we know, Petey the Prick, he starts passing around a joint, rolled up with some shit I don't even know. The point is when I smoked that thing I saw God...Diamond Dave took a jump off the stage and was surfing right above me. I had his leather-wrapped dick right here.

[Freddy gestures BAM in his face.]