[Cuz that's the only way to turn an 'embarrassing secret' into something good, right? It's not that Freddy hates his real first name or anything, he's just not an Alfred. He's a Freddy, the same way Vickies aren't Victorias. Besides, Alfred Newendyke belongs on some street on the Andy Griffith Show, wearing the same sweater and bow tie he's been wearing for forty years.]
Anyway I'm not the one full of surprises, you can blame the lady who came out of the cabbage patch.
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[Cuz that's the only way to turn an 'embarrassing secret' into something good, right? It's not that Freddy hates his real first name or anything, he's just not an Alfred. He's a Freddy, the same way Vickies aren't Victorias. Besides, Alfred Newendyke belongs on some street on the Andy Griffith Show, wearing the same sweater and bow tie he's been wearing for forty years.]
Anyway I'm not the one full of surprises, you can blame the lady who came out of the cabbage patch.