Yeah, I sure as hell ain't moving it upstairs after all this.

[Freddy wipes his brow with a 'whew'. Setting it up by a window is good enough, gives the bird sky on one side and shelter on the other. There's a log with a hole in it just ready to be installed so he has a place to hide for whatever reason too. Nice of them to pick up so much for one unannounced bird. As for the melon, damn right it's going to town. Taking care to separate the seeds from the rest too. Who knows why. Peck peck tok. Then it raises its head to stare at Larry, like Sam Knows he's being talked about.]

Saves paper or something, okay hold onto this, I'm gonna do the washer and nuts.

[It sounds so dirty. Oh look now here comes the bird hopping over to see what's going on, complete with watermelon on its face.]