[Freddy insists with one foot in the stirrup. He places both freckled hands on the saddle...then kind of just idles there. Come on Newendyke, do it. Try it. The old man's not gonna think less of you if you fall. Right? Huff huff. Okay, 1, 2, 3...oof! Freddy tries to swing his leg over but falls short of the saddle. Cow takes a couple steps forward, unaware his rider is an amateur and not quite in the saddle yet.]
Hey hey hey stop. Stop horse. [Freddy hops those couple steps on one foot. Awkward. At least Cow stops walking forward.]
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[Freddy insists with one foot in the stirrup. He places both freckled hands on the saddle...then kind of just idles there. Come on Newendyke, do it. Try it. The old man's not gonna think less of you if you fall. Right? Huff huff. Okay, 1, 2, 3...oof! Freddy tries to swing his leg over but falls short of the saddle. Cow takes a couple steps forward, unaware his rider is an amateur and not quite in the saddle yet.]
Hey hey hey stop. Stop horse. [Freddy hops those couple steps on one foot. Awkward. At least Cow stops walking forward.]