orangetoughguy: (briefing)
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote 2011-07-04 07:56 am (UTC)

Yeah like since the Chinese or somethin'.

[Real educated response there, Newendyke, though to be fair he's not wrong either. Fff. He can't help but grin at Larry too. Mff, there goes the rest of that sandwich. Freddy licks sauce off his face now just as Larry does. Damn. It's too early to give up light shows for nude ones. Ahem. He puts his cigarette out.]

Nope. Bubba Barney was no buddy of mine. [Freddy clarifies. That makes the story he's about to tell more entertaining.] See he thought he was the shit in the 7th grade, his second time in it too. So he comes around acting like Pumpkin's Corner is his little playground, the bastard. Me and my buddies we were tryin' to set a record for chaining firecrackers. We told the fucker "Hey pussy face, get out you're gonna get your whole fuckin' foot blown off!" And Bubba Barney he's just like "Bullfuckingshit. I stay wherever the fuck I want and I'm gonna stay here."

[Freddy pantomimes the whole scene, foot coming down like only a tween having a tantrum can do.] Bam! Snap crackle pop! No toe.

[The kid shrugs.]

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