Now that's just askin' for it. The only time anybody should sport thongs is at the beach or pool.

[In a car sharing booze, food and smokes next to what would be at least two hundred all-American dollars worth of fireworks makes this more comedic.]

Freddy Newendyke knows plenty of secrets. Folks better watch out for him anyways.

[The condensation of the beer feels good even a little on the cotton of his shirt. It reminds him there's a whole lot of cold water where that's from. Brown smiling eyes turn to the waves.]

I think I'm gonna go to the water a bit.