I'm only tellin' you what I saw. Not like those things stayed on long. It was like some shrink wrapped knockwurst or some shit.

[Larry shrugs as though it's nothing.]

Me? Join in? I had to put up with it make sure no body chipped no teeth, that nothing indecent was going on right out in the open. There were other paying patrons around watching even though the gogo dancers or whatever the fuck were for the ladies only. Other eyes were on em, you know. Probably dreaming up some depraved things.

[That they do on average. The old man finishes up and now cleans his own glass.]

Would you have? Uninvited?