[Thankfully this boat's cruising from the muddy waters to the clearer rushing streams above. As much as Freddy's down for a quick back alley fuck there's a plush room to enjoy to its fullest.]

Whoa whoa wait. Four or five? You want me to fuck four or five Elvises at the same time? Sorry, I gotta draw the line somewhere. At least throw me Diamond Dave or something.

[He's kidding. Honestly. It's an easy way to get over the feeling of a blush on his face. As for the flatness and tattoo parlors, just thinking about the implication makes him shiver...and also makes his nipples hard.]