If it's a western, I want you to wear jeans. [Paws grip the outsides of his thighs to pull him so that they're fitted together more.] If it's a spy film or a drama you gotta wear slacks and good shoes.

[And he will likely not listen. Mmmm. Shoulders are tense under Freddy's flappy hands. He feels like a miracle worker.]

If we watch a movie like one of yours, you don't have to wear nothing at all.

[Does he need to specify?]