orangetoughguy: (justified)
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote 2011-08-02 06:58 am (UTC)

[Freddy can't help but snort over the measurements this old fucker suggests. His swaggering talk compensates for however many inches are lacking to hit the foot long mark. Freddy's pressing around these parts just enough but hardly going under his waistband. He'll save that for home.]

Six and a half but I'm just guessing.

[Could be accurate, could be generous. Freddy's never really measured it but by comparison to those cocks in some of his special movies Larry's not exactly far off from the type. What a lucky son of a bitch you are, Newendyke.]

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