You could just strut around. That'd get people's attention.

[For the types like Larry Dimick or That Dick.]

How could I not come and watch you? [Uh oh. This is getting tricky now. Larry moves slowly, the coffee table isn't far. Goddamn it's so quiet. Feels even later in the day now.]

Nobody's supposed to touch the dancers. You bet I would.

[In both circumstances....yes. Now the old man is nude. The room is colder and smaller seeming.]