Somebody's gotta keep you on your fuckin' toes at your age.
[Flippant as he is it's all really just a joke to this kid. Don't take the age rap personally, old man. Well, maybe do take it personally it it'll only incite Larry to other things.]
Yeah? Not on top of the world? [Which could just as easily double for not on top of you? He's musing aloud because obviously the kid's not gonna give up the charade first.]
Nope, they sure haven't. [He shakes his head, speckling ash onto the sidewalk.] Cause it takes a special kinda guy [Note; not a person, a guy.] to do that, someone who can handle all this.
[Floppy hair, cigarette, giant gorilla, light up yoyo, Iron Man cap, yep.]
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[He says around his cigarette with complete confidence...and a tip of his Iron Man cap.]
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[Clink. His metal lighter shuts as his Chesterfield is ignited.]
I don't wanna be encouraging bad behavior.
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[Flippant as he is it's all really just a joke to this kid. Don't take the age rap personally, old man. Well, maybe do take it personally it it'll only incite Larry to other things.]
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[Simple, smooth answer for that flippancy.]
Especially around a person my age.
[A whole lung full of smoke comes out, not in rings but slowly through the old man's nose.]
Though I don't suppose your Momma or your Daddy taught what I've got to teach you.
[And it ain't respect kid. Consider Larry incited.]
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Nope, they sure haven't. [He shakes his head, speckling ash onto the sidewalk.] Cause it takes a special kinda guy [Note; not a person, a guy.] to do that, someone who can handle all this.
[Floppy hair, cigarette, giant gorilla, light up yoyo, Iron Man cap, yep.]
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[Special guy, huh? Larry pretends his amusement is only because of the pluck.]
I'm that motherfucker. [Your guy.] So you better watch it.