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[orangetoughguy]

[Shifty sneaky surveillance video is on, showing a seemingly complacent monkey toy creature beast thing sitting on top of a tool box. Your narrator whispers.]

It's still watching me. [The camera pans around...around...and the monkey's head follows.] This shit is so fucked up, I mean really fucked up, an experiment in Romero fuckin' fear fucked up.

[...Arrrrooouuund...a full 180 degrees. THE SCREECHING AND ATTACKING BEGINS. Said narrator shouts "SHIT!" as the camera attempts a hasty retreat. The video feed ends on a tight close up of enraged bulging monkey eyes.]

Comments

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Are you seriously afraid of a toy?

[neverplay]

What the fuck is going on?

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[whitetwoguns]

What the fuck?

[adamantined]

Maybe if you weren't doing things you weren't supposed to, it wouldn't go all Exorcist on you.

[worksmart.livejournal.com]

That's interesting.

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[thenormalsquint]

It's a toy. Just throw it against the wall and call it a day.

[inmyothertights]

Even bending reality doesn't get rid of them. Also - smart call on the hiding, man, haters gonna hate.