15th

[orangetoughguy]

There's only one thing you gotta remember today:

DODGERS ARE #1

Everyone else can blow me.

Comments

[whitetwoguns]

Shut the fuck up.

[orangetoughguy]

Then how the fuck can you call yourself a Dodgers fan? You like the color blue?

[whitetwoguns]

So you only like them because they're winning.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Playing them, asshole.

[orangetoughguy]

Why.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Does that mean you like the Brewers because they're losers?

[orangetoughguy]

Baseball's a sport every kid in this fucking country plays.

[whitetwoguns]

What? Fuck no. I like them through thick and thin. They won me over.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

And when I was a kid, I played it.

[orangetoughguy]

So what, what are you saying, you're too good for it now?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well, then, you have your reasons, I have mine.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Are you drunk?

[whitetwoguns]

They ain't at the bottom. You're not even paying attention to the whole fucking league. It's a tide it changes.

[orangetoughguy]

Just cause you've been watching the game for as long as I've been alive don't change a thing about where they are now.

[orangetoughguy]

Are you a fan as long as they're winning?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Oh for fuck's sake.

I like the fucking team.

[orangetoughguy]

How many games have you gone to?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

There's no right answer to that question.

[whitetwoguns]

Bullshit. Brewers are a good team. And that don't always depend on current stats. There's a history.

[whitetwoguns]

What's your reason? Since I gotta ask directly.

[orangetoughguy]

Dodgers got a history too.

[orangetoughguy]

Zero.

[whitetwoguns]

I doubt that's why you love em so fucking much.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Wrong.

[Once he hid out in a Dodgers game]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Pause]

They won me over.