15th

[orangetoughguy]

There's only one thing you gotta remember today:

DODGERS ARE #1

Everyone else can blow me.

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

Why do you think I love them?

[orangetoughguy]

One?

[whitetwoguns]

Because they're local.

[thenormalsquint]

Well, thank you for telling us that. I'm sure all our lives just became a little more complete.

[orangetoughguy]

What the hell does that mean?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Now this is just irritating]

Look, it's not like they're the fucking Giants.

[Now he's being a pissant]

[orangetoughguy]

I'm always doing my part to help the community.

[orangetoughguy]

What about the fucking Giants.

[whitetwoguns]

You like em because they're there. What other team is in the area? We're not gonna even talk about the Giants, but see my fucking point.

[thenormalsquint]

Hold on, let me get you a nice plaque.

[orangetoughguy]

Make sure it says #1 DODGERS FAN.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

I might actually pay to see the Giants.

[orangetoughguy]

Why is everyone bringing up the motherfucking Giants??

[orangetoughguy]

Fucking traitor. What the fuck man. What the fuck kind of Dodgers fan are you?

[thenormalsquint]

Make sure it reads NAMELESS IS CRAZY? Sure. Works for me.

[whitetwoguns]

What other team is around?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Traitor? Really?

[whitetwoguns]

Don't listen to him. He's full of shit.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not crazy, have you seen them play? They're the best fucking team on the motherfuckin' planet.

[thenormalsquint]

I thought that was a given.

[whitetwoguns]

What? Fuck this. Everybody likes a winner.

[orangetoughguy]

The piss poor Padres?

[thenormalsquint]

If you say so. Or rather, scream so on the network.

[whitetwoguns]

More so than usual. Dodgers of all teams.

[whitetwoguns]

I'm gonna say it again. What other team is around?