orangetoughguy | 15th

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There's only one thing you gotta remember today:

DODGERS ARE #1

Everyone else can blow me.

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I could say the same about you, wiseguy.

I'm still trying to take this in. So wait a minute, you like baseball?

I'm a blueblooded American male.

[Pause]

I've been known to watch it.

Do you play?

...I did as a kid.

What the hell's wrong with you you don't play now?

You really think I'm into team sports?

Then how the fuck can you call yourself a Dodgers fan? You like the color blue?

Playing them, asshole.

Baseball's a sport every kid in this fucking country plays.

And when I was a kid, I played it.

So what, what are you saying, you're too good for it now?

Are you drunk?

Are you a fan as long as they're winning?

Oh for fuck's sake.

I like the fucking team.

How many games have you gone to?

There's no right answer to that question.

Zero.

Wrong.

[Once he hid out in a Dodgers game]

One?

[Now this is just irritating]

Look, it's not like they're the fucking Giants.

[Now he's being a pissant]

What about the fucking Giants.

I might actually pay to see the Giants.

Fucking traitor. What the fuck man. What the fuck kind of Dodgers fan are you?

Traitor? Really?

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