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[orangetoughguy]

There's only one thing you gotta remember today:

DODGERS ARE #1

Everyone else can blow me.

Comments

[orangetoughguy]

I'm always doing my part to help the community.

[thenormalsquint]

Hold on, let me get you a nice plaque.

[orangetoughguy]

Make sure it says #1 DODGERS FAN.

[thenormalsquint]

Make sure it reads NAMELESS IS CRAZY? Sure. Works for me.

[orangetoughguy]

I'm not crazy, have you seen them play? They're the best fucking team on the motherfuckin' planet.

[thenormalsquint]

If you say so. Or rather, scream so on the network.

[orangetoughguy]

Do you watch any sports?

[thenormalsquint]

I'm pretty sure we had this conversation already.

[orangetoughguy]

The Dodgers have won the world series six times, captured twenty-one pennants, and seven west division titles. We're three million people strong.

[thenormalsquint]

Are you done yet?

[orangetoughguy]

No. The Giants suck. Remember that.

[thenormalsquint]

How about all baseball sucks?

[She's totally messing with him now.]

1/3

[orangetoughguy]

[orangetoughguy]

Why would you--

[orangetoughguy]

Take it back.

[thenormalsquint]

I'll think about it.

[orangetoughguy]

Baseball is the best sport.

[thenormalsquint]

No.

[orangetoughguy]

Okay, what do you think is the best sport?

[thenormalsquint]

Softball.

[orangetoughguy]

Really?

[thenormalsquint]

I told you we had this conversation already and you owe me a game when the weather warms up.

[orangetoughguy]

You're on. And for the record, my team's stadium makes the best fucking hot dogs in the country.

[thenormalsquint]

They all made with the same mystery meat.

[orangetoughguy]

Dodger Dogs taste so good you don't give a damn where it came from.