orangetoughguy | 18th

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[Tok tok. Click. And there's just a sound playing.

E-e-ee-ee-e-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-e-e-e.....]

Who's a smart bird?

[ooc: Don't click if Ju-on/The Grudge scared you 8(]

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What kind of bird is it?

What? They totally do.

[There's that sound again, apparently it's the sound of a toucan 'purring'.]

People say he's a toucan but I think he's way more than that.

What?

[ Pause.... ]

What do you mean 'more'?

[ Thinking: Super Toucan ]

They do not. I've seen a toucan once and it didn't sound like water going down a clogged drain. Did you find him Underground? Because if so, that's really not a real toucan.

[Toucans, y no purr cutely like cats?]

You've seen one but have you ever kept one?

[Re: the source of said toucan...no comment. It's something he's gonna have to consider now.]

He's Sam.

[Major announcement, this.]

He turned the computer thing on.

Is that just his name or does that actually mean something?

[ Squint. ]

Why are you givin' him a compliment? He'll do it again since you said it was okay.

I'm sure D.C. has some law about regular citizens keeping tropical birds in their apartments.

So does my lease in LA but. [SHRUG, THIS IS THE CITY.] You wanna meet'im sometime?

What? Really? It's a tribute to just about the most famous toucan ever.

I'm not sure. I still haven't confirmed that it's really a toucan you got.

Are you against animals on computers? You know that's like discrimination or somethin'.

Would I bring a monster skrull mutation freakazoid to see you?

What's he famous for?

I'm not discriminating against animals. I'm just sayin' it shouldn't get too cozy with it, that's all. First the network device.

Maybe.

He's not gonna change channels on you. He's nicer than that.

[This is too easy.]

What else? Following his nose.

You fuckin' wound me. I'll give you ass-kicking rights if I don't bring a toucan.

I'll kick your ass regardless of a toucan.

[ 8X ]

...seriously?

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