orangetoughguy | 18th

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[Tok tok. Click. And there's just a sound playing.

E-e-ee-ee-e-e-ee-e-ee-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-ee-e-e-e-ee-e-e-e.....]

Who's a smart bird?

[ooc: Don't click if Ju-on/The Grudge scared you 8(]

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Every surprise inside is actually a scam.

That's not true. I got my power ring fair and square.

Can't ask for anything else, then.

Your what?

A swallow! He's pretty tiny, but he's been a good weapon.

What the hell do you do with a swallow for a weapon?

Power ring.

Green Lantern?

You got a beast buddy around these parts yet?

Did it give you super powers?

Oh yeah, totally.

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power--Green Lantern's light.

A bird like that? No shit. Look at you you got a fleabag.

Teach that to the bird, and then we'll talk.

He's not that kind of bird.

It'll probably sound like nonsense to you, but he makes rain? And he can turn into a sword.

My horse doesn't count anymore?

My cat doesn't have fleas, asshole.

What kind of toucan croaks that.

Sorry, man. Bash him over the head now and get it over with and you might still be all right.

Coulda fooled me.

Hell no. You don't come near him either.

Mine does so maybe he's special. Maybe he's gonna be a superstar.

....A swallow-sized sword?

So your horse is your buddy and your buddy gives you free transportation? That's practically a marriage.

Or mentally off.

You talk like you know toucans and I don't think you know jack.

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