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[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[orangetoughguy]

for you? how can I say no?

[neverplay]

you can't.

i'll take you out for shakes afterwards. i owe you.

[orangetoughguy]

you got it girl

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[synanthrope]

[ring, ring]

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[orangetoughguy]

Yeah?

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[synanthrope]

Did you happen to take the Jaguar?

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[orangetoughguy]

No. Why would I take the Jaguar? Who took the Jaguar?

[Duh Newendyke she wouldn't be asking you if she knew.]

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[synanthrope]

I thought that you might have felt unsafe going home in these conditions.

I don't know who took the Jaguar.

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[orangetoughguy]

When did the Jag go missing?

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[synanthrope]

This afternoon.

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[orangetoughguy]

I think I woulda noticed a missing car what the fuck man.

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[synanthrope]

Well, that does help me with the timeline, if it was after you left for the afternoon.

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[orangetoughguy]

Well there aren't that many Jags around, can't be hard to find it.

[Unless it gets chopped up for parts oops.]

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[synanthrope]

I'll find it. Thank you.

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You're not injured, are you? From the birds. You're safe, right?

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[orangetoughguy]

Want me to bug the other cars?

[SHE'S ASKING.] Yeah, I'm fine...you?

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[synanthrope]

[Pause. What a surprise]

I didn't know you knew how to do that. Yes, I would like that.

[And a frustrated pause] I dislike these birds. They make a lot of noise. But I'm not injured.

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[orangetoughguy]

[Er, he's not that smart but supposedly Mouse is. Right??] I know how to use the shit, I mean I dunno if I can build'em from scratch.

[Leave it to Freddy to assume someone here has that kind of shit. Maybe they can use a magic-based one too who knows.] That's good.

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[synanthrope]

Well, I'll arrange for some to come in.

I'm going to close the garage until this ends. I'll continue to pay you, of course. But I can't focus with the noise.

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[orangetoughguy]

You don't have to pay me.

[He says this like he might not stick around to pick up the check anyway, but Freddy isn't sure about leaving just yet.]

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[synanthrope]

[She hears that, but then, it doesn't much matter to her]

Entirely your choice.

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[orangetoughguy]

It's cool. Besides, you helped me build my bike.

[Playing it real cool now.]

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[synanthrope]

You deserved it.

I don't say that often.

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[orangetoughguy]

Thanks.

[Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.]

You want ear plugs?

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[synanthrope]

As soon as I find my car.

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[thenormalsquint]

[There's no speaking at first, just a series of taps before an odd, parrotlike--okay, not parrotlike, just straight up parrot voice begins singing.]

My birdie brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like, it's better than yours.
Damn right, it's better than yours.
I could teach you, but I'd have to chaaaaaaaaaaarge.