Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm
orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm
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phone post
☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
✏ TEXT
✉ NETWORK
☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
✏ TEXT
✉ NETWORK
That's what I've been fuckin' saying.
[See all the sincerity in this slightly freckled and roman-nosed face? Orange just gives Eames a look, the kind of look that says "No shit Sherlock!" because some kind of unknown power is what he's been getting at. Maybe not in such eloquent terms but the point is the point is the point. At least now Freddy's certain Eames got it or is considering the possibility.]
No why are you offering?
[Sarcasm. Read; that's sarcasm (guarding a guilty feeling that he wouldn't entirely protest if Eames did). Oh shit just go Newendyke, just go.]
[See all the sincerity in this slightly freckled and roman-nosed face? Orange just gives Eames a look, the kind of look that says "No shit Sherlock!" because some kind of unknown power is what he's been getting at. Maybe not in such eloquent terms but the point is the point is the point. At least now Freddy's certain Eames got it or is considering the possibility.]
No why are you offering?
[Sarcasm. Read; that's sarcasm (guarding a guilty feeling that he wouldn't entirely protest if Eames did). Oh shit just go Newendyke, just go.]
[ OKAY EAMES IS OUTIE. He sits up, digging into his pocket to drop a few coin to pay for his meal on the table. ]
Go piss it out, Mister O. When you've regained your sensibilities, give me a call. We'll hash out details on your and your friend's observations at a later time, hmm?
Go piss it out, Mister O. When you've regained your sensibilities, give me a call. We'll hash out details on your and your friend's observations at a later time, hmm?
[This is excellent timing and somehow awkward and yet fulfilling in that someone listened to him but he still has a hard one and he's gotta get that taken care of oh but first pay for your beer. Freddy gets up and drops a coin down even for the pita too. Obviously he's moving a little slower and more discretely than Eames.]
Okay. We'll do that.
[They'll be departing in completely opposite directions too, no doubt. Orange as his lightweight flannel to cover up the front of his pants. Real discrete yep.]
Okay. We'll do that.
[They'll be departing in completely opposite directions too, no doubt. Orange as his lightweight flannel to cover up the front of his pants. Real discrete yep.]
real funny you put yours away shit those are the fakest tits i ever saw
i know what real ones look like does your girlfriend know youre sending these
i wont tell if u wont. all that aside tho lets be professional about this.
could be worse but i refrain due to ur previous apology
whoa whoa who the fuck what the fuck dick is this
[That is a big dick, but it's black so it can't be Eames (OR CAN IT).]
i don't believe this shit
i don't believe this shit
[ it probably could be... there's a long pause between replies as eames tries to figure out what the hell he was just sent. ]
u know mr o i thought i made it pretty clear i wasnt interested ?
u know mr o i thought i made it pretty clear i wasnt interested ?
Edited 2011-09-06 16:09 (UTC)
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you know youre sending me nudie pics right?
you know youre sending me nudie pics right?
how the fuck should i know trying to fuck with my job hunt
[Just figured out how to send this picture back to you maybe Eames gets double pics for it or who knows.]
cut it out
cut it out
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