phone post

[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[thenormalsquint]

do i look like i'm still in college?

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[orangetoughguy]

youre the one getting strippers named Tinkerbell

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[thenormalsquint]

i'm also getting dazzler. but i guess if you have problems with themed strippers, i can just cancel my order for her.

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[orangetoughguy]

no dont do that

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[thenormalsquint]

this sounds like a different song you're singing now.

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[orangetoughguy]

calm down ill get you your weed just leave the strippers out of it

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[thenormalsquint]

what am i going to do when i lose this upper hand?

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[punchedhitler]

DEAR MR ORANGE, I AM LEARNING TO USE MY NEW PHONE. I HOPE YOU ARE DOING WELL TODAY. SINCERELY STEVE ROGERS

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[orangetoughguy]

not bad

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[punchedhitler]

DEAR MR ORANGE, THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. I HAVE A QUESTION. WHY ARE THE BIRDS ANGRY? SINCERELY STEVE ROGERS

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[orangetoughguy]

what angry birds

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[punchedhitler]

DEAR MR ORANGE, THE LADY AT THE PHONE STORE TOLD ME I COULD PLAY A GAME ON MY PHONE ABOUT ANGRY BIRDS. YOU SHOULD COME AND SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK. SINCERELY STEVE ROGERS

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[orangetoughguy]

a game on your phone like pacman? what are angry birds?

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[punchedhitler]

DEAR MR ORANGE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT PACMAN IS, AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK THIS GAME. ALL I SEE ARE BALL AND GREEN PIGS. SINCERELY STEVE ROGERS

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[orangetoughguy]

i dont know that one ill come look

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[punchedhitler]

DEAR MR ORANGE, THAT'S GREAT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SINCERELY STEVE ROGERS

[in the middle of the night][phone call]

[punchedhitler]

[RING RING]

[orangetoughguy]

[Mutter mutter grumble. Wat is.]

Hello...?

[punchedhitler]

[Whispering]

Freddy? It's Steve Rogers.

[orangetoughguy]

Steve? What's up?

[It better be good because it's late and there's a bear next to him kind of gruffling and asking wat dat.]

[punchedhitler]

I'm sorry to call so late but Bucky has ears like a bat and he finally got to sleep.

[There's a really brief pause]

I kind of need...to ask for advice.

[orangetoughguy]

[Uh.....]

Gimme a second. [He's telling that bear to chill he'll be back aw that pawing is so cute he'll make it up to him...in the morning. Anyway some shuffling and Freddy's back.] What's going on?

[punchedhitler]

So...say someone shows up here and you know that in a few minutes, back home, he'll be dead.

Do you say something?

[orangetoughguy]

[Freddy says it almost too quickly like he's not even thinking.]

No. Don't say anything.

[punchedhitler]

[Steve, however, does pause]

I feel like I'm lying.