orangetoughguy: (my phone is from the 90s)
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm
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phone post

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
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✉ NETWORK

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orangetoughguy: (wait wait)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
is arthur still talking to you
signatures: (❝If I didn't drink this wine)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
yes though i imagine that was due to helping him out more than forgiving it. so that means yours has never ?
orangetoughguy: (foreign languages)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
nope, did you take it to the beach and leave the cap off
orangetoughguy: (under control)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
nice guy
signatures: (❝which is not a real room but)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
in january in the northern hemisphere ? no.

merciful at best
orangetoughguy: (voila)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
get a refund
signatures: (❝People always tell us to)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
does it qualify when it's already ahlf used ?
orangetoughguy: (forger plz)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
did you pay to get chaffed
signatures: most icons <user name="heretics"> (Default)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
some people pay hudnreds to get exfoliated
orangetoughguy: (this cooze)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
nobody wants a hellraiser dick
signatures: (❝All night part. I point to the radio)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
ill just buy a new brand
orangetoughguy: (you heard what he said)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
shit works great for me made a couple wheels stop squeaking too
signatures: (❝of them. All of the people in the world)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
it doesnt work great if sand manages to coagulate
orangetoughguy: (don't ask me why)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
maybe it had an allergic reaction to you
signatures: (❝the night is pierced by)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
that doesnt happen
orangetoughguy: (I was like I didn't say anything)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
lube doesnt turn into sand
signatures: (❝too a-few-jokes-to-warm-up-the-crowd)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
ill show you it tomorrow!
orangetoughguy: (it hurt the first time)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
youre keeping it? sick
signatures: (❝I'm trying to get him to do the second)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
whats left in the bottle is an anomally worth keeping
orangetoughguy: (faispalm)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
you piss anyone off over the weekend? maybe they put a curse on you
signatures: (❝the denominator of every fraction of)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
well there were a few people harping on how unwelcoming I was being
orangetoughguy: (the hand part 2)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
wonder fucking why
signatures: (❝let's be getting out there.)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
because theyre whiny bastards
orangetoughguy: (the hand part 3)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
in your case maybe opposites dont attract me on the other hand I got cool guys
signatures: (❝he knew how to wear suits. He made)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
i got a few nice blokes
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