[ Eames, for his part, calmly takes another sip of water, returning to his gyro. FUCKING UNNECESSARY. ]

So, Saya gave you wood. By your reaction to how abnormal that ought to be, I'm presuming your base of attractions lie on the opposite side of the spectrum.

You're therefore of the belief she was somehow able to enter your mind and change your usual preferences to something more suiting to her needs. And you think she did this to your friend?