[Puff puff. Where's the ashtray.]

Kind of. Not here. Back home...I don't think anybody understands it's fucking hard being...you know...having what you've got and being kind of this enforcer.

[But wait, Steve's not a cop. Not really.]

But hey it could be different for you you're Captain America, who's going to fuck with you? Who doesn't love Cap? How private you wanna be's up to you...you're not ashamed it's just nobody else's business.

[Except Freddy Newendyke's hur hur.]

Sorry I'm kind of shit when it comes to this stuff.