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[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[thenormalsquint]

in some states, cousins can marry other cousins.

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[orangetoughguy]

superman wouldn't like it i'm just saying

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[thenormalsquint]

would superman like this one?

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[orangetoughguy]

well she's no lois lane but it's cool

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[thenormalsquint]

they can both be yours for the low, low price of free.

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[orangetoughguy]

i'll take them but free's not part of the deal how much do you want?

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[thenormalsquint]

you found me a car. that's payment enough.

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[orangetoughguy]

i made you pay for that car so you gotta make me pay for that girl

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[thenormalsquint]

fine. pay me in chocolate.

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[orangetoughguy]

really?

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[thenormalsquint]

really. i don't like charging my friends for my stuff.

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[orangetoughguy]

what kind of chocolate?

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[thenormalsquint]

any kind except for mint and coconut.

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[orangetoughguy]

what do you have against mint and coconut

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[thenormalsquint]

nothing. they're fine separately just not with my chocolate.

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[orangetoughguy]

okay okay fair enough

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[orangetoughguy]

thanks

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[thenormalsquint]

no problem, blondie.

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[orangetoughguy]

blondie? when can i pick the girls up?

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[thenormalsquint]

still trying out different names for you. i don't like orange.

whenever you want. i'll be around and they're already backed and framed.

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[orangetoughguy]

you know framing and all that means extra chocolate

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[thenormalsquint]

oh dear. how will my hips survive?