orangetoughguy | phone post

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"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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Sure maybe if you're reach and can afford falsies.

Are you rich? I need money for the ice cream truck.

Fuck no I'm not rich. I wish I was rich, Jesus.

[She swore at him so he can swear at her and stuff. Right.] I got money for ice cream though, I think.

Don't say Jesus. He'll come down and poke you in the butt.

[What kind of church did this kid go to?]

You gonna give it to me? [So much for never talking to strangers.]

Whoa whoa hold up, kid.

[Bypassing the money issue for a second.] You go to church?

Only on Christmas. Oh, and Easter. I hafta.

I'm the same way, my mom made me do it.

My babysitter does when she's here. Daddy doesn't, though.

Yeah? My dad wasn't too hot about church either.

Did he go away lot so he didn't get to go?

No. My dad wasn't a church goin' kind of guy. What does your dad go away for?

To make music. He says that people need to know what rock and roll is and he has to bring it to them or else they'll listen to crap.

[Okay he's laughing.]

Well your dad's got some pretty neat goals.

My daddy's cool. Cooler than you.

How's your dad cooler than me? I bet he's older too.

[Freddy, are you seriously arguing with a second grader?]

He's got a beard and a motorcycle and stuff.

[Totally.]

I got a motorcycle. I could grow a beard if I really wanted to.

But you don't have a beard now, right?

Hey hey it takes time to grow that stuff don't you know?

Then you're not cool yet.

[And that's her final judgment.]

[Snort.] Are you cool?

Cooler than you.

[Snap!]

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