orangetoughguy | phone post

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"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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Yeah? My dad wasn't too hot about church either.

Did he go away lot so he didn't get to go?

No. My dad wasn't a church goin' kind of guy. What does your dad go away for?

To make music. He says that people need to know what rock and roll is and he has to bring it to them or else they'll listen to crap.

[Okay he's laughing.]

Well your dad's got some pretty neat goals.

My daddy's cool. Cooler than you.

How's your dad cooler than me? I bet he's older too.

[Freddy, are you seriously arguing with a second grader?]

He's got a beard and a motorcycle and stuff.

[Totally.]

I got a motorcycle. I could grow a beard if I really wanted to.

But you don't have a beard now, right?

Hey hey it takes time to grow that stuff don't you know?

Then you're not cool yet.

[And that's her final judgment.]

[Snort.] Are you cool?

Cooler than you.

[Snap!]