orangetoughguy: (my phone is from the 90s)
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm

phone post

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
✏ TEXT
✉ NETWORK

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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-07 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
why are you asking me? i can't tell what's on your tv from my house.

[Has no idea she sent it. This shall be fun.]
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
what? i didn't send you anything.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-07 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
how about you say whatever i supposedly sent you?
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-07 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
and you suddenly have a problem with two guys being together? really, orange?

[In which Angela doesn't think he means the word literally.]
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-07 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
what in the hell are you talking about? are you drunk? high? nothing you're saying makes any sense.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-07 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
whatever. i'm telling you i didn't send you anything, but now i'm curious on what you think i did.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-07 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
that's not fucking funny.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-07 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
why would i even oh fuck this i'm going to throw up again
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-07 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
fuck you. fuck this curse. fuck everything.

[That's a lot of fucking.]
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-07 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
either that or a network-wide virus. everybody's getting porn. it was good until you sent me that sick shit.
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[personal profile] thenormalsquint 2011-09-10 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
you didn't have to send it back.