orangetoughguy | phone post

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phone post

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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yes though i imagine that was due to helping him out more than forgiving it. so that means yours has never ?

nope, did you take it to the beach and leave the cap off

nice guy

in january in the northern hemisphere ? no.

merciful at best

get a refund

does it qualify when it's already ahlf used ?

did you pay to get chaffed

some people pay hudnreds to get exfoliated

nobody wants a hellraiser dick

ill just buy a new brand

shit works great for me made a couple wheels stop squeaking too

it doesnt work great if sand manages to coagulate

maybe it had an allergic reaction to you

that doesnt happen

lube doesnt turn into sand

ill show you it tomorrow!

youre keeping it? sick

whats left in the bottle is an anomally worth keeping

you piss anyone off over the weekend? maybe they put a curse on you

well there were a few people harping on how unwelcoming I was being

wonder fucking why

because theyre whiny bastards

in your case maybe opposites dont attract me on the other hand I got cool guys

i got a few nice blokes

if you mean butch chicks sure

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