orangetoughguy: (my phone is from the 90s)
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke) ([personal profile] orangetoughguy) wrote2020-08-07 01:26 pm
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"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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signatures: (❝People always tell us to)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
does it qualify when it's already ahlf used ?
orangetoughguy: (forger plz)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
did you pay to get chaffed
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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
some people pay hudnreds to get exfoliated
orangetoughguy: (this cooze)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
nobody wants a hellraiser dick
signatures: (❝All night part. I point to the radio)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
ill just buy a new brand
orangetoughguy: (you heard what he said)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
shit works great for me made a couple wheels stop squeaking too
signatures: (❝of them. All of the people in the world)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
it doesnt work great if sand manages to coagulate
orangetoughguy: (don't ask me why)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
maybe it had an allergic reaction to you
signatures: (❝the night is pierced by)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
that doesnt happen
orangetoughguy: (I was like I didn't say anything)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
lube doesnt turn into sand
signatures: (❝too a-few-jokes-to-warm-up-the-crowd)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
ill show you it tomorrow!
orangetoughguy: (it hurt the first time)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
youre keeping it? sick
signatures: (❝I'm trying to get him to do the second)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
whats left in the bottle is an anomally worth keeping
orangetoughguy: (faispalm)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
you piss anyone off over the weekend? maybe they put a curse on you
signatures: (❝the denominator of every fraction of)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
well there were a few people harping on how unwelcoming I was being
signatures: (❝let's be getting out there.)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
because theyre whiny bastards
orangetoughguy: (the hand part 3)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
in your case maybe opposites dont attract me on the other hand I got cool guys
signatures: (❝he knew how to wear suits. He made)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 04:36 pm (UTC)(link)
i got a few nice blokes
orangetoughguy: (then a bump)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
if you mean butch chicks sure
signatures: (❝Everybody has a secret world inside)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
shes not that butch
signatures: (❝It's terrifying. Yeah. It's like twenty)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
she can be quite womanly
orangetoughguy: (this cooze)

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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-02-01 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
okay im not trashing your sister
signatures: (❝And remember his eyes)

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[personal profile] signatures 2012-02-01 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i dont have a sister

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