orangetoughguy | phone post

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"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

☎ CALL
☏ VOICEMAIL
✏ TEXT
✉ NETWORK

don't you know i live in the fast lane? no time for waiting. gotta go go go. no big deal. don't tell me you haven't learned textspeak yet.

your car tops out at only 90mph

i know that stuff i know idk and lol and tic

speaking of my car, she needs a tune up. you up for the gig?

but do you know brb, gpoy, lmfao, rofl, tamw?

for you anytime at the price of knowing wtf those mean

be right back, gratuitous picture of yourself, laughing my fucking ass off, rolling on the floor laughing, that awkward moment when...

sounds practical, sounds porny, im taking that one, maybe that one, when what?

then you describe an awkward moment, eg. tamw when rick astley gives you up

bullshit you didnt date rick astley

maybe i did. how would you know?

you and rick astley? what were you going through a baritone phase

i may have had a thing for redheads in the past.

[Okay now he gets she's just fucking with him(?!)]

you tell cinna? fucking awkward if he busts that out to get in the mood

[geez, freddy. ur p slow.]

no, because i want to have something to put in the blank after tamw

[Rickrolling is not yet an art form in 1992 okay.]

aint you elaborate

gotta keep the spice somehow.