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[orangetoughguy]

"Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch The Lost Boys."

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[punchedhitler]

[A pause, a consideration. It was never his job, really. His job was to get rid of Nazis, that's all.]

I'm sorry I thought you would do that. Or that you would let Bucky do that.

[orangetoughguy]

[The change of subject works for him.]

I wouldn't make out with your guy. [Freddy insists.] A guy who happens to look like your guy on the other hand...

[Come on Cap, you know you want to talk about how hot Bucky is.]

[punchedhitler]

That's fair game?

[He looks down at the photo]

So did everyone else in Brooklyn.

[orangetoughguy]

[Wat. He's looking at Steve. Just kind of looking. Then...]

You know they have tests for that kind of thing right?

[punchedhitler]

What?

[orangetoughguy]

Tests...

[..........]

For when you've been around every block in Brooklyn...can't ever be too careful you know.

[punchedhitler]

No! It's not like that!

[orangetoughguy]

Oh. Well you should've said so!

[Freddy waves a hand to laugh it off whoops he keeps forgetting how 'clean' Steve is even though he's a guy fucking another guy fff.]

What do you mean anyway?

[punchedhitler]

Girls used to chase him around! That's what I mean!

[orangetoughguy]

The important part is if they caught him and if they did did he catch anything too?

[You know like crabs. Don't let Bucky fool you into thinking it's normal, Steeb.]

[punchedhitler]

He's fine. Thanks.

[orangetoughguy]

Okay. Just checking.

[Thinking about whether or not what he wants to say next is a good idea. Ah hell it's Steeb what's the worst he can do?]

We know he's fine because you're fine, right?

[punchedhitler]

[STARING]

We....use...protection.

[Oh my god he's mortified.]

[orangetoughguy]

..........

[Baby's all grown up. Also excuse him he just visualized Captain America and Bucky Barnes banging. Do they ever do it in costume? In uniform? Who tops? Would it have been different prior to the super serum? What brand of lube do they use?]

That's great.

[He pats his hand firmly on Steve's shoulder, however high he has to reach. Also that's great they're fucking, not just for using protection.]

[punchedhitler]

[If Mark Rothko saw Steve's face right now, he might think that he was part of one of his paintings.]

Well.

Right.

[orangetoughguy]

[Heh heh heh.] Was there anything else y'need from me?

[Super casual now. Heh heh heh.]

[punchedhitler]

I-

No, that's all, that'll-

Yes, that's fine.

[LOOKING THROUGH HIS PAPERS THEY ARE VERY IMPORTANT.]